Tuesday, June 8, 2010

June - Our month of divine change

This is a month of divine change and like Jabez in 1 Chronicle 4-9-10, we must cry out to God to change any unfavorable situations around us. As we do so, we will see God move on our behalf to bring us to His destined place for us in Jesus name. Enjoy this joke i got from a dear big sister of mine.


WAHALA WHEN YOU VISIT RICH FRIENDS

Once, while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and ... see me see trouble oo.

Question: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?

Answer: Tea please.

Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?

Answer: Ceylon tea please.

Question : How would you like it, black or white?

Answer: White.

Question : Milk or fresh cream?

Answer: With milk.

Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?

Answer; With cow's milk please.

Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer: Umm, think I'll just take it black.

Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

Answer: With sugar.

Question : Bee sugar or cane sugar?

Answer: Cane sugar.

Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass
of water instead.

Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?

Answer: Mineral water.

Question : Flavored or non-flavored?

Answer: Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst.Which kind wahala be dis ?.


This is definitely a laugh! Rich man wahala indeed!


Note - A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A WASTED DAY! Enjoy this month of June and laugh your way to your new level. God bless us all.