LIFE AND DEATH ARE IN THE POWER OF THE TONGUE !

The tongue is a little member of the body but yet can be very dangerous if not tamed..out of it comes blessings and out of it can come words that are curses and not edifying..This indeed ought not to be.May God help us to speak life always to our situations, speak edifying words to ourselves and people around us too, speaking blessing always. Check out James 3:1-12. May God heal our tongues and help us to bridle our tongues..may He also help us not to sell ourselves to the enemy by giving out informations that will be used against us..Imagine if Esther in the book of Esther had said she was a Jew from day one..Haman would have devised another method to wipe out the Jews because of his hatred for Mordecai...God help us indeed and save us from ourselves and tongues in Jesus name amen..Enjoy the joke below..

Three Ministers were on a retreat and they were talking about their personal vices/challenges..

Minister A .. i have a problem of anger and when i get angry, i sometimes hit my wife..i sincerely pray God will help me..

Minister B.. As for me, my problem is with money as i spend money extravagantly, and i am even now spending church money for personal use..

Minister C.. Kept quiet for a long time.. so that Minister A and B, had to encourage him to share his vice..so that they pray about it....smiling sadly..he told them..my problem is, i am a chronic gossip and anything i hear, i must gossip about it to others!...lol..hahahaha

JESUS SAVES !

I just had to share this...You will see why...Am still laughing and at the same time, i am sobered by the message here! I received it as a forwarded message from a dear friend..

This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while!

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed. They e-mailed with 20attachments.

They downloaded. They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.. Satan observed this and became irate."Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"God just shrugged and said; JESUS SAVES !

Jesus Saves indeed..from Sin, fears, evil, sickness, sorrows, lack. Go to Him today and be saved indeed to become a child of God!

NOTE : Prayer to be saved and become born again...

Lord Jesus, come into my heart and be the Saviour of my soul, today, i ask that you will forgive me from every sin i have committed knowingly or unknowingly in Jesus Name amen! Welcome child of God as indeed, there is great rejoicing in heaven over you.

MOTHERS ARE SPECIAL !

From Biblical times to this present age, the role of a mother in shaping the life of a child can not be overemphasized! Being a mother takes a lot apart from carrying a child in the womb for 9 months..love, care, moral and spiritual upbringing are some words mothers are familiar with..but it takes God to help us as mothers to bring up our children in the fear of the Lord..May God help us to be partners with Him indeed as we care for the gifts He has given us to nurture in Jesus name amen ! Happy Mothers day.... Indeed we shall be praised like the Proverbs 31 woman!

Proverbs 31 - 27 - 29 ..She looks well to the ways of her household, And does not eat the bread of idleness.
Her children rise up and bless her; Her husband also, and he praises her, saying: "Many daughters have done nobly, But you excel them all."

Enjoy these quotes i got from a blog i subscribe to! (http://www.maryfoley.com/)

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller

"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett

"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan

Happy Mother’s Day!

THE MONTH OF MAY: A SEASON TO TRAVAIL IN PRAYERS & LAUGHTER!

This is a month, i believe to be a month of unusual grace, as the number five represents Grace..this month, we will have Grace to achieve much and accomplish great things..all we need do is pray, praise God and believe His promises concerning our lives ! Psalm 23, is my scripture for the month..read it and as you meditate on the words there, you will see it come to pass in your life and that of your family in Jesus name amen! Enjoy the joke below and remember that laughter is a medicine for your body, soul and spirit!

Little mistakes are very costly, attention to details matters so much. Check out this one. Check the Verses and See How Small Mistakes can lead to challenges!

A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot and printed John 4:18.

1st John 4:18 reads "There is no fear in love; but perfect love cast out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love. But what the baker put on the cake was:

John 4:18 reads "For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband. What would you do if you were the owner especially realizing the mistake on your wedding day?...lol! HAHAHAHAHA..LOL..kindly leave your comments!

Be blessed and remember small mistakes are not all that small! lol