JESUS SAVES !

I just had to share this...You will see why...Am still laughing and at the same time, i am sobered by the message here! I received it as a forwarded message from a dear friend..

This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while!

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed. They e-mailed with 20attachments.

They downloaded. They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.. Satan observed this and became irate."Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"God just shrugged and said; JESUS SAVES !

Jesus Saves indeed..from Sin, fears, evil, sickness, sorrows, lack. Go to Him today and be saved indeed to become a child of God!

NOTE : Prayer to be saved and become born again...

Lord Jesus, come into my heart and be the Saviour of my soul, today, i ask that you will forgive me from every sin i have committed knowingly or unknowingly in Jesus Name amen! Welcome child of God as indeed, there is great rejoicing in heaven over you.

THE MONTH OF MAY: A SEASON TO TRAVAIL IN PRAYERS & LAUGHTER!

This is a month, i believe to be a month of unusual grace, as the number five represents Grace..this month, we will have Grace to achieve much and accomplish great things..all we need do is pray, praise God and believe His promises concerning our lives ! Psalm 23, is my scripture for the month..read it and as you meditate on the words there, you will see it come to pass in your life and that of your family in Jesus name amen! Enjoy the joke below and remember that laughter is a medicine for your body, soul and spirit!

Little mistakes are very costly, attention to details matters so much. Check out this one. Check the Verses and See How Small Mistakes can lead to challenges!

A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot and printed John 4:18.

1st John 4:18 reads "There is no fear in love; but perfect love cast out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love. But what the baker put on the cake was:

John 4:18 reads "For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband. What would you do if you were the owner especially realizing the mistake on your wedding day?...lol! HAHAHAHAHA..LOL..kindly leave your comments!

Be blessed and remember small mistakes are not all that small! lol

GOD'S PROMISES ARE YES AND AMEN !

2 Corinthians 1 - 20 says "For no matter, how many promises God has made, they are "YES" in Christ. And so through him,the "Amen" is spoken by us to the glory of God".

Mark 11: 22 - 24 agrees to what i say above
22And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
23For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
24Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.

2 Chronicles 20 - 20: So they rose early in the morning and went out into the Wilderness of Tekoa; and as they went out, Jehoshaphat stood and said, “Hear me, O Judah and you inhabitants of Jerusalem: Believe in the LORD your God, and you shall be established; believe His prophets, and you shall prosper!

Lets note that the devil keeps us distracted from reading the bible, so we can not see God's words and promises concerning us...Get in the word of God and pray His promises to pass in your life in Jesus name amen! Enjoy the joke below..

A woman was complaining and saying to her husband that he never says he loves her..in response, the man answered and said..i said i love you, the day, we got married, if i change my mind, i will let you know!..lol!hahahaha

THE POWER OF THE RESURRECTED CHRIST !

Happy resurrection sunday! A day that symbolizes the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ..this is what defines Christianity..the power of the resurrected Christ..Jesus Christ that is alive forever! Other tombs of other religious leaders have evidence to show that their occupants were buried and are there but the grave of Jesus is empty because He is alive! May the power of the resurrection bring to life, every dead situation in your life in Jesus name amen! Know Jesus, Know Life, No Jesus, No life! Indeed, His death, burial and resurrection is the reason for the good news, we share as Christians! Hallelujah to the Lord for the finished work on the cross of Calvary!

A woman that was in a marriage counselling session, told her counsellor that her husband was a "selfish fox" and the counsellor asked her why she called her husband that..she said.. he won a ticket for two to hawaii and he went to Hawaii alone twice!!!! What a man!lol