Welcome to the next half of the year, may this new month be a month of anointing for the oil of gladness. May Psalm 23 and Psalm 89- 20 -29 be your portion this season. May the sure mercies and grace of God be your portion now and forever. Enjoy this hilarious joke below:
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years, they had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the the doctor said she would not recover. in trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95, 000.
He asked her about the contents, "when we were about to be married, she said, my grandmother told me, the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She told me that if i ever got angry with you, i should crotchet a doll". The little man was so moved; he had to fight back tears, only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only be angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. " honey, he said, that explains the dolls, but what about all this money? where did it come from ?" oh, she said, that's the money i made from selling the dolls"...hahahaha
A prayer from another wife that read this joke - Dear Lord, i pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods; because Lord, if i pray for strength, i will beat him to death because i don't know how to crotchet!
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