THE POWER OF THE RESURRECTED CHRIST !

Happy resurrection sunday! A day that symbolizes the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ..this is what defines Christianity..the power of the resurrected Christ..Jesus Christ that is alive forever! Other tombs of other religious leaders have evidence to show that their occupants were buried and are there but the grave of Jesus is empty because He is alive! May the power of the resurrection bring to life, every dead situation in your life in Jesus name amen! Know Jesus, Know Life, No Jesus, No life! Indeed, His death, burial and resurrection is the reason for the good news, we share as Christians! Hallelujah to the Lord for the finished work on the cross of Calvary!

A woman that was in a marriage counselling session, told her counsellor that her husband was a "selfish fox" and the counsellor asked her why she called her husband that..she said.. he won a ticket for two to hawaii and he went to Hawaii alone twice!!!! What a man!lol

JEHOVAH GOD DIRECTS OUR STEPS !

God is God all by Himself..He directs our steps by Himself..no matter our plan..Its His perfect decision to direct our steps..

Prov 16:9 A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps. - No matter what you plan, if its not in God's perfect plan and will..He over rules it..Jonah can testify of this!

Prov 19:21 There are many devices in a man's heart; nevertheless the counsel of the LORD, that shall stand...Only His counsel will stand in our lives all the time.....Mordecai and Esther can testify to this!

Prov 16:3 Commit thy works unto the LORD, and thy thoughts shall be established...If you willingly commit your life to God..He establishes your path..Solomon the King can testify to this!

Ps 37:23 The steps of a good man are ordered by the LORD: and he delighteth in his way..God delights in ordering His children to their progress..... Joseph going to Egypt is a testimony of this!

Ps 23:3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake...David can testify to this!

Prov 3:5-6 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths...Indeed, Jesus Himself is a testimony of this as in all His ways on earth, He acknowledged God....So today let God direct your steps in Jesus name as doing so will give you the last laugh over every situation ! Enjoy the Joke below as indeed Laughter is a tonic for the body!lol

Baked Beans

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: 'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.....

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill . I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I let off three more. The smell was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable....

When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!' I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Truly Hilarious!

HAVING THE LAST LAUGH!

I have declared this month a month of marching forward and my scripture reading for the month has been the entire book of Esther...a remarkable book indeed, This is one book in the bible that God is not mentioned but you can see His hidden hands behind every chapter!

The story in Esther is that of an orphan who later became queen and finally saved the Jews from the hand of a conniving Haman...she and the entire jewish people had the last laugh as a result of her wisdom and favor she found with the king!

Indeed Wisdom is the principal thing..as we face that challenges in our lives this month, may we apply wisdom and the God of Esther will help us all have the last laugh!

Enjoy the joke below... this is not meant to diss Africans but to show our creative side..am proud to be an African without apologies!..if i was in the person shoes, i may do same as per money to bring corpses from Overseas is more than money for a living person travelling! lol

Who else can do this but an African ! A family in Africa was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from Overseas , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glasscover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:

Dearest brothers and sisters,I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Africa . Sorry Icouldn't come along as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves.

On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8) for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Rick's sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Donald, Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favourite), just divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.

Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - James, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Kiki: Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them. Also, the sixpairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colours.Your loving sister, Nene

P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial. (YOU MAY GO TO ANY FLEA OR THRIFT SHOP FOR A CHEAP DRESS..) In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL!...SO FUNNY!! Enjoy your week!

WHY THIS BLOG: BRIDGET-ELESIN-LAUGHS!

This blog was set up by inspiration and would have been Bridget Elesin laughs just as God laughs!...God laughs indeed..check out some of the verses in the bible where God laughed:

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh" - Psalms 2 -4a

"But You, O Lord, shall laugh at them; You shall have all the nations in derision." Psalms 59:8

"The Lord laughs at him, for He sees that his day is coming." Psalms 37:13

"Darts are regarded as straw; He laughs at the threat of javelins." Job 41:29

I believe God wants to use this blog to bring healing to people's mind as they laugh at the challenges they go through and laugh at the devil..who presents fearful situations to make them live in bondage! From all the passages above, you will see that God laughed when the situation proved that nations or people were against His anointed, He laughed at the futility of man's effort! SO GET READY TO LAUGH! not just as a joke but as one that knows the outcome of every challenge you face ! You are one with God and a Winner/Victor!

Its my world...am licensed by God to impact and laughing is infectious and a great impact as its the best medicine.....so you will laugh as Bridget Elesin laughs, just as God laughs!