JEHOVAH GOD DIRECTS OUR STEPS !

God is God all by Himself..He directs our steps by Himself..no matter our plan..Its His perfect decision to direct our steps..

Prov 16:9 A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps. - No matter what you plan, if its not in God's perfect plan and will..He over rules it..Jonah can testify of this!

Prov 19:21 There are many devices in a man's heart; nevertheless the counsel of the LORD, that shall stand...Only His counsel will stand in our lives all the time.....Mordecai and Esther can testify to this!

Prov 16:3 Commit thy works unto the LORD, and thy thoughts shall be established...If you willingly commit your life to God..He establishes your path..Solomon the King can testify to this!

Ps 37:23 The steps of a good man are ordered by the LORD: and he delighteth in his way..God delights in ordering His children to their progress..... Joseph going to Egypt is a testimony of this!

Ps 23:3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake...David can testify to this!

Prov 3:5-6 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths...Indeed, Jesus Himself is a testimony of this as in all His ways on earth, He acknowledged God....So today let God direct your steps in Jesus name as doing so will give you the last laugh over every situation ! Enjoy the Joke below as indeed Laughter is a tonic for the body!lol

Baked Beans

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: 'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.....

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill . I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I let off three more. The smell was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable....

When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!' I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Truly Hilarious!