I AM THAT I AM !

God is indeed what He says He is, He told Moses this when He called him in the burning bush..check Exodus 3 - 14...God indeed proved this name as He saved the Isrealites with a mighty hand showing that He is truly "I AM THAT I AM"..Today..He will be whatever you want Him to be:

(1) Lord God- Jehova God (Heb. Yahweh) (Gen. 2: 4; 15: 2, 8)

(2) The God Most High- El Eligon (Gen 14: 18; Ps. 82: 6; Acts. 16: 17)

(3) I AM Almighty God - El Shadai (Gen 17: 1; 28: 3; Nu. 24: 4; Jer:32: 18)

(4) Lord, the Everlasting God (Gen 21: 33)

(5) The Lord provides - Jehova Jireh (Heb. Yireh) (Gen 22: 14)

(6) The Lord heals - Jehova Rophy (Ex 15; 26)

(7) The Lord is my Banner - Jehova Nissi (Ex. 17:15

(8) The Lord your God - Elo Hekko (Ex. 20: 1)

(9) I am a Jealous God - Lord Gamulah (Ex. 20: 5; 34: 13; Jer. 51:56)

(10) I am the Lord who sanctifies you (Ex. 31: 12)

(11) The Only God - Lord is One (Deut. 6: 4)

(12) Eternal God (Deut. 33: 27)

(13) The living God (Josh. 3: 10)

(14) The Lord of peace - Jehova Shalom (Jud. 6: 24)

(15) The Lord my God - Eloi/Elohai (Ps.22: 1; Zech. 14: 5; Mark.15:34)

(16) Jehovah my Shepherd - Jehova Rah (Ps.23: 1)

(17) The Lord our maker - Jehova Hossinu (Ps. 95: 6)

(18) The Mighty one of Israel (Isa. 1: 24; 9: 6)

(19) The Lord of Host -Jehova Tsebaoth (Isa.1: 9, 24; Jer. 32: 18; Ps. 80: 7)

(20) The God who guides/leads-Jehova Nakka (Isa 58: 11; Ps.23:2)

(21) The Lord our righteousness -Jehova Tsidkenu (Jer. 23: 6)

(22) Holy God (Isa.43: 3, 14, 15)

(23) Lord your redeemer (Isa. 43: 14)(24) Lord your Savior (Isa.43: 3)

(25) The Lord who strike- Lord Wekkay (Eze. 7: 9)

(26) The Lord is there - Residing God. (ez.48: 35)

(27) God of Heaven (Neh. 2: 4; Jonah 1: 9)

(28) Heavenly Father (Matt.6: 9)

(29) The only immortal God (1 Tim. 1: 17)

(30) The King Eternal (1Tim. 1: 17)

(31) Father of lights (James 1; 17)

(32) Jesus - Jehova Salvation (Matt.1: 21)

(33) Before Abraham was I AM (John 8: 58)

(34) I AM the Bread of Life (John. 6: 35, 41, 48, 51)

(35) I AM the light of the world (John 8: 12; 9: 5)

(36) I AM the door of the sheep (John 10: 7, 9)

(37) I AM the good shepherd (John 10: 11, 14)

(38) I AM the resurrection and the life (John 11: 25)

(39) I AM the way, the truth and the life (John 14: 6)

(40) I am the true wine (John 11: 1, 5)

Just laugh it off!!!!!!!!

Three men got lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. Thecannibal king told them they could live if they pass a test. The first step of the test was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."The king then explained the test to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."The first apple went in.. but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the test to him he thought this should be easy. So in they went 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples!" ...LOL!