Showing posts with label most laugh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label most laugh. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

GOD OF A SECOND CHANCE !


Today, you will have a testimony as the God of a second chance is alive! You may have lost all as a result of things you did just like David did in 2 Samuel 11 and 12:1-24.... He had an affair with another man's wife and got the man killed by sending him to the fierciest part of a battle being fought by Isreal, after the Prophet Nathan told him he had sinned, he was so sorry, and though he paid for his sins as God is not mocked; "whatsoever a man sows he reaps"! But he finally got reconciled and God forgave him...the son from Bathsheba became King Solomon, his successor.
Indeed God is God of a second chance, if you will just come to Him and not remain in your sin to be tormented by the devil..Have the last laugh and laugh at the devil as you get reconciled with God! Enjoy the joke below!



A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doc!Doc!Come fas nuh! Is muh wife man! She water dun brek man! She bout to born de chile!"


The doctor came over and told the father "Hold de lamp higher! Hold de lamp higher nuh!" The father obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard. The father cried out: "Praise de Lard! A boy! I's de proud fadduh of A baby boy!


"The doctor again told the father, "Hold de lamp higher! Hold de lamp highernuh man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I's doubly blessed! Glory be to God!


"The doctor instructed, "Hold de lamp higher! Hold de lamp higher nuh!" Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus.


"The doctor repeated, "Hold de lamp higher!. Hold de lamp higher nuh man!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard.The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought.The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold de lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher nuh!" The father then asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe is de light dat attractin' dem?"

Thursday, February 19, 2009

WHY THIS BLOG: BRIDGET-ELESIN-LAUGHS!







This blog was set up by inspiration and would have been Bridget Elesin laughs just as God laughs!...God laughs indeed..check out some of the verses in the bible where God laughed:

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh" - Psalms 2 -4a
"But You, O Lord, shall laugh at them; You shall have all the nations in derision." Psalms 59:8

"The Lord laughs at him, for He sees that his day is coming." Psalms 37:13

"Darts are regarded as straw; He laughs at the threat of javelins." Job 41:29

I believe God wants to use this blog to bring healing to people's mind as they laugh at the challenges they go through and laugh at the devil..who presents fearful situations to make them live in bondage! From all the passages above, you will see that God laughed when the situation proved that nations or people were against His anointed, He laughed at the futility of man's effort! SO GET READY TO LAUGH! not just as a joke but as one that knows the outcome of every challenge you face ! You are one with God and a Winner/Victor!

Its my world...am licensed by God to impact and laughing is infectious and a great impact as its the best medicine.....so you will laugh as Bridget Elesin laughs, just as God laughs!