Showing posts with label laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laughs. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

LISTEN UP MARRIED PEOPLE

I have been burdened to pray for marriages recently and the main prayer point is that God will help us all to fulfill our destinies by not yielding to sexual sin. God created sex to be within the context of marriage but as usual, human beings take the path of disobedience and end up with a truncated destiny instead of a glorious one. My prayer for us today is that we will not yield ourselves to sexual sins like Samson did with Delilah in Judges 16, and his destiny of being a mighty man was aborted and he became a blind pepper grinder but we will all flee all appearances of evil like Joseph did in Genesis 39, ending up with a glorious destiny as the Prime Minster of Egypt, thereby saving his family from severe famine and death.

If you are struggling with a sexual sin, go to God in prayer and ask for His help to stop, if need be, ask for help from Godly Counsellors. God help us all and preserve our homes and marriages in Jesus name amen.

Enjoy the joke below that i got from my dear Pastor's newsletter, Monday morning e-votional with Ayo Daniels...


A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:


My beloved Parents,

I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you.

NOTE:

"Please take only one drop" "So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger. A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young. The daughter is delighted and asks about her father. "Your father got so jealous that I was young and beautiful than him that he drank the whole bottle." "So where is he?" "Oh, that's him I have on my back!..
Hilarious! I pray that we will have listening ears to hear God's instructions at all times.God bless

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

WHY THIS BLOG: BRIDGET-ELESIN-LAUGHS!







This blog was set up by inspiration and would have been Bridget Elesin laughs just as God laughs!...God laughs indeed..check out some of the verses in the bible where God laughed:

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh" - Psalms 2 -4a
"But You, O Lord, shall laugh at them; You shall have all the nations in derision." Psalms 59:8

"The Lord laughs at him, for He sees that his day is coming." Psalms 37:13

"Darts are regarded as straw; He laughs at the threat of javelins." Job 41:29

I believe God wants to use this blog to bring healing to people's mind as they laugh at the challenges they go through and laugh at the devil..who presents fearful situations to make them live in bondage! From all the passages above, you will see that God laughed when the situation proved that nations or people were against His anointed, He laughed at the futility of man's effort! SO GET READY TO LAUGH! not just as a joke but as one that knows the outcome of every challenge you face ! You are one with God and a Winner/Victor!

Its my world...am licensed by God to impact and laughing is infectious and a great impact as its the best medicine.....so you will laugh as Bridget Elesin laughs, just as God laughs!