TRAIN UP A CHILD..

The world is witnessing a lot of evil carried out by children, This generatiuon is being called a fatherless generation as there is no father figure to mentor them..We must change and train the next generation, we must reach out to the father of all fathers to teach us how to teach our children well, so that we can be like Joshua saying as for me and my house we will serve the Lord! Joshua 24-15, Lets train up our children in the way of the Lord, so that when they are old they will not depart from it in Jesus name amen. Enjoy the joke below..


OGA & BOY

Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after his Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was registered.

He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says:

''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)

After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer:

Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba market.

Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga: Ebuka , how did it go?

Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, question number three
Says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a
Shop.

Oga : And what did you write ?

Ebuka: Well I wrote that our warehouse is at Ojota while our shop
Is at Alaba.

Oga : So is that all you wrote ?

Ebuka : Yes .

Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and complete address , boy!
You don’t know That's how you get customers?, ..What a Master and his boy! lol

GOD IS A FATHER INDEED !

God is the father of all, He created all things and was never created, He is God all by Himself and rules in the affairs of men. He does not have a Pyjamas because as a father, He neither slumbers nor sleeps..He is mindful of you and cares about you for He loves you with an everlasting love!.. He so loved you that He gave His only begotten son to die in your place..make Him your father indeed by accepting what Christ did on the cross of Calvary...

Say this short prayer..Lord Jesus, I come to you just as i am, a sinner. I believe you died and rose again to save me. I ask that you forgive my sins. Dear Jesus, be my personal Lord and Saviour from today. Thank you Lord for saving me in Jesus name amen! Enjoy the joke below..

Car horns blaring and people gathered all around, an accident...

a smart alec wanting to see what was going on..started walking close to the scene and shouting.."let me through, let me through..i am the son of the injured....

The crowd parted..only for him to get to the scene of the accident to discover a donkey that had been hit, lying down!.. Son of a donkey indeed! She laughs !

Note : Happy Fathers day to all male visitors to this blog. May God make you a man and father after His own heart in Jesus name amen!