MAY : A MONTH OF DIVINE GRACE AND HARVEST

Its five months into the year already and God is set to bless us in an unusual manner this month. The number 5 stands for grace, so get ready to see God's grace in a manner you have never seen it before. I tell you, He will grant you the grace to become all you desire to be in Him in Jesus name amen.Indeed this month, the grace to harvest all God has for you is yours. Enjoy the jokes below sent to me by my dear Sister-in-love, Bobo! lol

Classroom Dialogues...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Winnie, name an important thing we have today, we didn't have 10 years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.


NOTE - The jokes are really hilarious but my favorite is the teacher asking Winnie to name an important thing they have today that they didn't have 10 years ago and Winnie said me! lol! Wow, smart girl..we are all important and deserve to be celebrated. This month be good to yourself and celebrate YOU!
I Love you all with the love of the Lord. Keep laughing and keep your joy in the Lord.