Tuesday, December 1, 2009

DECEMBER, OUR MONTH OF DIVINE RECOVERY AND FRUITFULNESS

Hey, how time flies, for a reader of this blog, am sure you are wondering like me, how fast year 2009 went by..We bless God for His faithfulness throughout the past months and we ask that this month shall yield its fruit in Jesus name amen.Revelation 22-1-5. Enjoy the joke below, sent to me by a dear brother and friend, its done in the pidgin english style or mode of communication that my Delta siblings are known for ;


Rev. Reinhard Bonnke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state, Nigeria for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation were not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man (Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered "sir, dem no understand your big English".

Reinhard Bonnke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie
for assistance. This is what ensued:

Reinhard Bonnke:"As it is written in the bible"

Akpomiemie:"As dem yarn for bible side
Reinhard Bonnke:"Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"

Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus fall inside canoe with him palles"

Reinhard Bonnke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"

Akpomiemie:" As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come gas"

Reinhard Bonnke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"

Akpomiemie:"the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"

Reinhard Bonnke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros bros"

Reinhard Bonnke:" Jesus got up and calmed down the wind"

Akpomiemie:"Naim Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa"

Reinhard Bonnke:" He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye men of little faith"

Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him palles, shake him head say UNA FALL MY HAND "

Reinhard Bonnke:“the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?

Akpomiemie:him palles come hala say sho.. bro J, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH?" Lol

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