HAPPY YEAR 2010- YOUR YEAR OF UNSTOPPABLE BLESSINGS

Welcome to your best year ever, its a year that God alone must be exalted in all we do. We must be led by God's spirit this year and we must also keep the right company, as i heard in my spirit, we must keep Daniel's company, a company of men that fear God, and are ready to do His will always. We must also be a blessing to others as God will multiply His blessings on our lives as we bless others..You are blessed to be a blessing.Enjoy year 2010, your year of unstoppable blessings, restoration,joy and gladness. Enjoy this joke i got from a website..nakedbutnotashamed.com




LIE DETECTOR!

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
returned home from school.

Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?"
asked John. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra
credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table
and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking
him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked
her out of her chair.

Wow..lies indeed..lol, how would you feel, if this lie detector follows us around..leave your comments.