LISTEN UP MARRIED PEOPLE

I have been burdened to pray for marriages recently and the main prayer point is that God will help us all to fulfill our destinies by not yielding to sexual sin. God created sex to be within the context of marriage but as usual, human beings take the path of disobedience and end up with a truncated destiny instead of a glorious one. My prayer for us today is that we will not yield ourselves to sexual sins like Samson did with Delilah in Judges 16, and his destiny of being a mighty man was aborted and he became a blind pepper grinder but we will all flee all appearances of evil like Joseph did in Genesis 39, ending up with a glorious destiny as the Prime Minster of Egypt, thereby saving his family from severe famine and death.

If you are struggling with a sexual sin, go to God in prayer and ask for His help to stop, if need be, ask for help from Godly Counsellors. God help us all and preserve our homes and marriages in Jesus name amen.

Enjoy the joke below that i got from my dear Pastor's newsletter, Monday morning e-votional with Ayo Daniels...


A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:


My beloved Parents,

I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you.

NOTE:

"Please take only one drop" "So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger. A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young. The daughter is delighted and asks about her father. "Your father got so jealous that I was young and beautiful than him that he drank the whole bottle." "So where is he?" "Oh, that's him I have on my back!..
Hilarious! I pray that we will have listening ears to hear God's instructions at all times.God bless

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MAY : A MONTH OF DIVINE GRACE AND HARVEST

Its five months into the year already and God is set to bless us in an unusual manner this month. The number 5 stands for grace, so get ready to see God's grace in a manner you have never seen it before. I tell you, He will grant you the grace to become all you desire to be in Him in Jesus name amen.Indeed this month, the grace to harvest all God has for you is yours. Enjoy the jokes below sent to me by my dear Sister-in-love, Bobo! lol

Classroom Dialogues...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Winnie, name an important thing we have today, we didn't have 10 years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.


NOTE - The jokes are really hilarious but my favorite is the teacher asking Winnie to name an important thing they have today that they didn't have 10 years ago and Winnie said me! lol! Wow, smart girl..we are all important and deserve to be celebrated. This month be good to yourself and celebrate YOU!
I Love you all with the love of the Lord. Keep laughing and keep your joy in the Lord.